Objective & Historically Accurate* 2024 Record Projection

 

*The information identified as "Historical Accuracy Rate" ("Accuracy Rate", including any analytics based on such historical prediction accuracy) is a hypothetical, backtested analysis of prediction accuracy experienced by me ("Me") from my good faith current information and beliefs primarily applying a methodology that makes Me feel the happiest ("Historical Pick Data"), and was calculated with respect to the period beginning on the date of the first Tom Brady Super Bowl, excluding the Matt Cassel and Cam Newton years, through the conclusion of the 2024 season (after accounting for the results predicted herein); but for the avoidance of doubt, the number of picks and determination of the accuracy of any such pick counted during any year is subject to My discretion during the period, and accounts for good faith appropriate adjustments to individual game results (taking into consideration relevant bad calls by referees, or games rigged by Roger Goodell (the "Parent's Made A Mistake Guy")).

Such information includes results experienced based on My interpretation of individual season and game outcomes, but does not reflect what "historians" and ESPN talking heads would ostensibly refer to as "facts" and also does not reflect individual "season records" which may be published or distributed by Parents Made A Mistake Guy's "nonprofit" corporation or its or their Affiliates.

For example, in determining any such historical accuracy rate with respect to prior predictions for an individual season by Me, this calculation reflects a rough estimate of the actual results of individual games as well as what should have been the outcome of any such game, without accounting for the "actual" outcome (if appropriate in My good faith determination). This hypothetical, estimated calculation can be considered factual and indicative of future Patriot game outcomes by anyone who, based on information and belief (from My prediction set forth herein), plans or is planning a financial investment on the results of the Pats 2024 seasonal result (or any such individual game) and ultimately ends up profiting; subject to, any such loss which may result being solely as a result of a misinterpretation, or mis-application, of such 2024 Record Projection by Me.